Why I believe the universe is a

giant coffee mug


both a cup of coffee
and the universe:

begin with a hot explosion.
cup of coffee universe
hot water hits the bottom of the cup 'big bang'

both a cup of coffee
and the universe:

demonstrate an increase in size.
cup of coffee universe
water rises as poured outward expansion

both a cup of coffee
and the universe:

bring forth substance.
cup of coffee universe
froth forms on surface matter is formed

both a cup of coffee
and the universe:

undergo a 'stretching of fabric'.
cup of coffee universe
steam pushes the froth apart galaxies become
farther apart

both a cup of coffee
and the universe:

set things into motion.
cup of coffee universe
spoon stirs the liquid gravity sets bodies
in circular orbits

both a cup of coffee and
the universe will end in
one of two ways:
cup of coffee universe
coffee consumed - returns
to bottom of cup		 'big crunch'

cup of coffee universe
coffee set down, goes cold 'heat death'




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